I am ALMOST wishing
I was a woman.
Not because I have an ass so big
Its ripple keeps the global warming at bay.
Not because I have a skin so smooth
A fly could glide over it.
Not because I have legs so fine
It keeps the world standing.
Not because I take so many selfies
I could use all the negatives in the world.
Not because I have a craving so dire
I would do with a one foot boner.
No, Not that which you suggest either.
But because women have it so smooth
Their make-up laden baby skins feel jealous.
Because my fellow men have been so blinded
Each time they shut their eyes they behold a round ass.
Because despite all the thickness
They go through the slimmest of crevices.
I almost wish….